4 words: hood of his car
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Can vaginas get frostbite?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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