Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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