Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
The best revenge is premature balding
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
where are my eyebrows?
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