You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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