Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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