Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
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I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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