he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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