tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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