Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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