Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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