Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
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I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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