u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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