My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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