you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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