just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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