just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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