so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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