And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
