how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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