My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
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When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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