id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
i came on her dog
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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