yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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