ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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