Sponge bath it is.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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