Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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