there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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