your thong is hanging out like whoa
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Dual....:-)
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Randomize
