Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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