i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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