He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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