They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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