census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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