i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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