Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
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