i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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