The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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