I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
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Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.