I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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