Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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