His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Is Oprah even human
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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