i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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