They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
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Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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