therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
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That reminds me...we need to get swords
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
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The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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