ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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