How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
im on a boat
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