I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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