I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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