okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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