May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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