Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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