How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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