Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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